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St. Lawrence River. See a place like that is just totally unnatural for me, right? Because I don't play that deep in the ocean, so I'll never even encounter those things ever, right? So they're not in my natural environment. I'd probably be terrified if I was in the I'd probably be terrified if I was in the water and like a dolphin and one of those brushed up against me or something. It's not even like a natural place for me. They advertise, see that's stupid jingle. The Marine Land commercial jingles are still in my head. They used to advertise every summer, so I at least know that, but I never go. Just I feel like another thing they advertise is the lion safari, the African lion safari. It's like, I'm not going to go to a place like that. Basically, you stay in your car and it's like your only salvation. The monkeys and the lions and the big cats jump on your car and they shit all over the roof of your car and you just have to hope they can't get in.