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Yeah, I gave you sir. I'm a thank you Josh You know, we got to do the same thing. Kinda. I made a mistake of telling my daughter, you know when I was a kid, I Really enjoyed going out and shoe shopping and my dad would be there and we'd always get something kind of cool And I just had a memory that I liked a lot. And so I did it with my children and then of course that's gone They got to buy their own shoes now, but now I have a grandson and I made the mistake of saying okay every time he needs a pair of shoes just bring with me and him and I will go out and get a pair of shoes so he is six years old and I forgot how many pairs of shoes a kid can go through in six years and you know growth and wear out and stuff like that and I was just told that yesterday that yeah his shoes are aren't getting too short. He's growing fast. And so we're gonna do that this afternoon. It's gonna be another shoe shopping adventure. Thing is, I let him get whatever he wants. And some of these shoes are just absolutely ridiculous for six year old, you know, 60 7080 $100. You know, but I had to make the mistake I had to say, I'm gonna do it until he turns I'm going to pay for his freaking shoes. Oh, well. Okay. I do have some material for you, Josh. I found some actual laws that are still on the books in Missouri. Now, mind you, I also wanted to tell you that I am, you know, contrary to your tobacco belief, well, no, I can't say that. Both my wife and I are from California. We were born in California. Hers was San Francisco. Mine was Chico. So I really should be looking up California logs. I'm sure I could find things that are even more interesting out there than probably here in Missouri, but we'll stick with Missouri. So the first one I found was, do you know that there is a book, RSMO 578-608, it says you cannot drive with a bear that's uncaged. Really? I've never seen that happen. I saw a guy put a deer in the car because he had no ropes and the deer woke up in the car. This happened in Missouri, but never a bear. Then there's a brothel law that's still on the books that says you can't have no more than four unrelated women that may live together. So if you're sharing a whole bunch of college girls or sharing a house or apartment and there's more than five of them there, or well, no more than four of them there, it's considered a brothel. The police can come in and arrest them for being ladies of the night. You know, there's another law also says you cannot throw hard objects in Columbia Missouri with your hand so you need to take a bat or stick or tool and hit that hard object and let it fly through the air and do whatever it wants to do but you can't throw a rocket by hand and hit something because that's illegal so I thought that kind of Interesting. St. Louis, they have a law saying that, in Oregon, saying that basically they're banning men from debauchery with unmarried women. And that's still on the books. I don't know if they enforce that one anymore or not. Oh, in Missouri, it is illegal to frighten a baby. And this is RSMO565.090. So it's a big one. They really don't like that. So if you, let's say, went to the grocery store, saw a baby, and you kind of jumped in front of the baby and went, could you, could you go? And it started crying. You can go to prison for that. Just remember. Do another reset real quick. It was a good one. Oh, you know, somebody else talked about selling cars on Sunday. Jefferson City did that for years because of the blue law. Oh, you can't wrestle a bear. Not only can you not ride with a bear without it being in a cage, you can also not wrestle a bear, which is RSMO578.176. That's a big go-go. And you know it's also illegal to get an elephant drunk in the state of Missouri? Probably because that, I think I told you guys about it before how there's no I didn't in st. Joe there was a circus up there and there was this elephant they got drunk and they called in the National Guard and basically lined up like a firing squad and shot the elephant because somebody got him too drunk and they couldn't control the elephant anymore probably that's why this law is on the books then some I fishing game ones I found I thought were pretty interesting. I'm almost done, guys. Now, you know, if you're a hunter, and how do I put this? Let's say you're on one side of a highway, and the squirrel's on the other side of the highway. Now, if you're just shooting across the highway for target practice, that is totally illegal right? You understand? You know interstate cars going by and everything else and you're shooting it in for target practice. You're hitting a target on the tree on the other side of the highway. Can't do it. Sounds sensible to me. However, if I'm hunting for a squirrel and I see a squirrel on the other side of the highway and I want to kill it so I can eat it, totally illegal. You can do that. No problem at all. Now it's also illegal to catch a fish with your hands unless it's a catfish. So, no other fish can catch a trout or a crappie or a bass by hand, but you can catch a catfish. But if you do it the other way, it's a crime. There's a big fine for it. You know, we have a frog season. I guess everybody has a frog season. Ours is between June 30th and October 31st. So you can go to town and catch all the frogs you want during that time. You can't use a spotlight for hunting, you know, poaching at night. However, if you're out and you're hunting and you're on your property and you can't see your other animals like your cows, your horses, your goats, your chickens, you can bring a spotlight along to make sure you don't shoot them, okay? And there was one more that I thought was really good. good. Oh, you can't use goldfish as bait. Goldfish. That's about it, I think I've done enough. Anyway, guys, I'm gonna have to get off the air. And I gotta go take my car into the shop and we get a new battery in the car. The other ones get a little this six years old and it's never failed me, but I'm not going to go through another winner with a six year old battery in my car so that's gonna happen here in about 25 minutes so I'll have to say 73. Take care. KB0MAI