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Yeah, sandpaper is nuts. My friend Max, he's crazy right? I visit him when I go to Windsor. He's like the only person I know that I know where I can visit if I'm in Windsor. Otherwise, I have nowhere to go if it wasn't for visiting him in Windsor. I'd be like going to Windsor and I'd have no crib. He got kicked out of the one time at W Ross School. He got kicked out of the dining room because he used a fork to scratch his back. He even tried to say okay but it's my fork. The teacher that was sitting at his table said, nope you're behaving in an uncouth way out of here. Leave. And then it was one of those teachers where Max tried to hold his ground and say but he was going to say something else but then he felt himself first he started to wonder where the ground was and then he wondered why his ear was being tugged in the way it was because that's what they do at W Ross. They believe in corporal punishment. So if a teacher or one of the staff asks you to do something you pretty much better answer instantly or you'll find yourself wondering where the ground is as you're being physically picked up and taken out of the place. It used to always amaze me that Mr. Nesbitt, right, he's like what 5'4, 5'3, 5'4 and he's a pretty physical man. I saw him drag Scott the foal like a good, we'll say something like 200 meters from the dining room to the principal's office because they had some kind of beef and so he was screaming the whole time and Mr. Nesbitt first warned him, right, he said leave the dining room and come with me. Then the next thing he said was leave the dining room and come with me or in seconds from now there'll be a lot of screaming and Scott's still like but but next thing you know he's screaming like a banshee as his ear is being yanked he's being dragged by the hair and it's just funny to watch the foal's almost six feet tall so he's a big friggin overgrown lunkhead and here's this little guy hustling them by the ears and by the hair over to Mrs. Hudson's office in the next building well no the next building and then the next building over they have to cross this hallway that goes that goes in well no then they took the elevators that went back outside then they had to walk a few feet into another building and then a long way down that hallway and he's screaming the whole time because this stupid pricks holding onto his ear like with dear life and then his other hand grabbing onto a huge patch of hair and apparently that's okay to do at that school and some people can do it right because if I started doing that to any of the students and I'm stopped now all of a sudden you know there would be conduct reports and you know maybe I don't know how to work out of school and there'd be all this stuff but Mr. Nesbitt can do it he's a little guy that's what trips me out otherwise Scott the foal didn't just even way before then just like start smashing him with his big ginormous legs but no he's standing there but but but but and next thing you know he can't find the ground he doesn't know how to fly and I still don't know what the hell did they even do but Mr. Nesbitt's the kind of guy you mouth off to him and then you'll be sailing through through a window so and he's the perfect guy to do it just because when he was little when Mr. Nesbitt was a little guy he used to have a stuttering problem and people used to make fun of him so now he takes it out on on little kids okay just saying I mean it's what it is right you guys like to say it it is what it is well then it is what it is because that's what it is all right let's see if these three will go and welcome I think so right I'm reasonably confident okay so we got George Josh and Darryl and that would be George Josh and Darryl