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Well fine, thanks Kevin, NAAT. I do not own a back scratcher, but we've all been in a store where they have like the little display of back scratchers. You can't walk by the little display without grabbing one and trying it. Like hey look at this, but then you don't buy it. So that's the extent of our back scratcher ownership is just visiting them in the store. I don't get itchy in the back, I get itchy in the front. I very rarely have to scratch my back. What I do like to scratch is my head. My wife loves that too. We have one of those little copper finger things that goes over your head where it feels like water dripping down your head as you put it on. I love those. It's just so relaxing. I could do that for an hour. My wife, if I say just tell me when you want me to stop, she would actually never say anything. She just let me keep going forever. She loves to have her head scratched. Those little copper finger things are a lot of fun. Other than that, like I said, I scratch in the front and my back is just the way it is. Back teeth out of NAAT. Yeah and also you don't want to contribute to being itchy. Like one thing that does it, and old folks you know this because I'm almost right there with you. So I'm saying that for a reason. Things like codeine and Tylenol 3's that have codeine in them. Things that have morphine and hydromorphone make you itch. Because your body rejects those things. My body hates morphine even though it gives you a good buzz. But that's all it does because I have like the real bad side effects. Where you itch, you keep going to the washroom, your throat feels tight, you feel nauseated at some point. You're dizzy. I would be a terrible morphine or heroin user or any of that stuff. And you end up kind of using aspects of it right because you use drugs that are derivatives of morphine. And they always crazy warn about the side effects. And I'm terrible for those. I don't think I do very good with those things. But I end up sometimes do taking codeine and taking muscle relaxers. And one of the... Hold on, hold on. I'll tell you what I'm doing in a second. Okay, yeah. Because no. Once I see him, once I see Phil re-pop up on the screen I'll hand it to him. Because he's not on the screen right now. So that will be one of my indications. Unless he stashed away somewhere else. Obviously I'm not going to know. But I don't see him on here now. In the meantime, let's pass it to Steve. Over to you Steve if you're still there. N0BF. Steve, microphone to you.