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I slept in bed with a golden retriever and a coonhound and a cat last night. A men coonhound and a golden retriever. They're like family. As a matter of fact, you'll like this. You know what the coonhound did? She actually had a hat. Well, it was a nice comforter, you know, the main blanket there. And she scratched a hole right through the fabric. And she was able to somehow sneak inside the comforter. And I'm trying to get her out, and I can't see very well. How the hell did she get inside the blanket? Because now I can't get her out of the blanket because she made a little tiny hole. And I'm trying to find it. The whole thing is ruined now. I've got to buy it. I've got to go to Walmart and get all new bedding supplies. The dog ruined it. That's what happens when you have a dog. Sometimes they vomit on the bed too. You've got to watch that. Sometimes I hear the dog getting ready to vomit. I try to, if I wake up in time, if I'm lucky, I can get the dog off the bed. I don't have to do the laundry, you know.