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Yeah, well these guys that I see ringing the chickens, I asked about that, right? But I noticed one thing, like one guy, he was a big overgrown rummox, a big friggin' you bangy, with hands the size of Montreal. And he just told me, like I said, why don't you use a knife or something else to decapitate a chicken? And he said, who's got time for that? And right there, pretty much in front of the other guys that were there, he was like showcasing, and he must have picked off a few of them just right there. There was a couple of Frenchies and a few others. And that's like just a casual visit to Riverdale Farm in my teens and twenties. I remembered when I was a kid, I visited that same farm, and I remembered like asking, right? Because you don't ask these things, but nobody told me. Who's going to tell an eight year old that? So I was like, how do you finally kill the cows and the chickens? What do you do exactly? And I said, well you see, little kid, we just sing them a lullaby and we put them to sleep. And then when I left, I had to go get something in the hallway. Our worker or teacher or whatever said, oh yeah, Mr. Pagnon, he was in charge of the trip with us. He kind of said to me, what the hell do you think they do, Kevin? That was a stupid question. What do you think the guys there tell you? That was one of my first lessons of that. But yeah, it was sarcasm. And I thought, I don't know if I spotted that it was sarcasm. So I might have been dumb enough to say, oh, well I'm glad that's what you do. Anyways, he's like, we just sing them a lullaby and we put them to sleep.