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I can give you some extra bonuses for doing this. Okay? I'm not going to keep you busy and I'm not going to give you anything important. All of your assignments will be glamorous and they will be harmless projects. So there will be no carrying the football or anything like that. However, I can make you special envoy for barbecue diplomacy and you do worldwide tours of the Texas smokehouse. They have smokehouses in Texas, but I'm sure there's people in Texas that have gone to other countries and opened up smokehouses and you can go there and check them out. Or chairman of the space cowboy initiative. You know, zero policy, lots of flights to suit and you get to mess around with the Dallas Cowboys and you can even say they're going to go into space. And you're like, yeah, we're going to have a special deal. We're going to build the space shuttle again and we're going to send them up to the space station to cheer up all these astronauts. Or you could be the ambassador of bourbon affairs, you know, monthly tasting, you know. That kind of thing. I'm not sure. But I mean we could do things like that to kind of make it a little bit more funner for you. I mean I put an espresso machine in your office, you know, if you like, one of the nicest ones we've got out there. You know, maybe you could host VITES live, a quarterly show that talks about things like barbecue and technology and leadership or something like that. I'll keep going. It'll be fun. There'll be plenty of things to do and I'll give the illusion that I will live until the very end. That's the best I can do. Anyways, thanks a lot. I think I've worn out this president, vice president thing. But you know, really what he's asking altogether is he wants to be a firefighter. I got a firefighter? Ooh, I almost couldn't say that. Who only responds if the building is made of marshmallows when it's on fire. So that's basically what he wants. Anyways, back to deck control. T-0-M-A-I.