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My gambling abilities are below par, so I stay away from casinos. Most I've ever done is gone into a, well, you did these slot machines and you put in a dime or a nickel or something like that. But, oh, I was going to say, the only gambling I really do is if the lotto gets above a billion dollars, I will buy one $2 ticket. And since that doesn't happen more than two or three times a year at max, I only buy two or three tickets a year. My wife says, oh, it's a half a billion dollars. Why don't we do that? Well, a half a billion dollars, it gets up there quite often, right? So that means I spend more money for something that actually I'm not going to win. And so I tell her, I says, I cannot retire off a half a billion dollars. It's just not enough money for me.