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Well, wow, it's only two months to that day. I hope you've got your cheap Chinese toys bought. Probably they're going to cost you more. Anyway, I live south of Portland. I haven't been down there probably for five years. I don't agree with their politics, so I don't go down there. I think the last time I went down there, I did take my gun with me. I have a permit for it. So anyway, I don't know where Trump is getting his information about talking about fires and rioting and everything. There's only, I don't know, it varies between a dozen people who maybe, I don't know, maybe a couple hundred people wearing costumes and things. It's like a party down there. The ICE comes out and they push people around and arrest a few people and fire rubber bullets at them and tear gas. Man, I can't believe if they were to stay in their building, there wouldn't be a problem. They might block traffic a little bit, but I'm sure they'd probably let them through eventually. So anyway, there's no riot going on down there. I wish, if they brought the National Guard in, I wish the rioters would just go home. I don't even know where they're going to park the cars if they bring 200 soldiers in here. Unbelievable. Anyway, that's my defense. I used to work for Coca-Cola back in the 70s, and I went by a dumpster out here near Beaverton. Looked in there and there were some bananas in there. I said, man, I'd eat those. I didn't bother with them, but anyway, I can't believe, it'd be nice if they would set aside something and put, I don't know, they probably don't want the homeless hanging out by the store. Who knows? Anyway, there's a lot of people that are hungry out there. KV7 TVW, back in there. Well, like all they had to do, like if they wanted to fort people digging around, they could put those old plastic bags they used to put on purpose. In the old days, they used to have the plastic bags with the loose electrons on them that would just discharge on you as soon as the bag was punctured. Those hurt. They hurt like hell. They burn into you. It's an internal pain, right? Because it first goes through your arm and then back. Even if you run away, it's going to still sting you at the back of your head. It's almost like, just picture if somebody pinches you on the arm, and then just as you feel it, you get punched on the back of your head. That's what that pain is like. I don't know, animals still tore open those bags, but I'll tell you what, I would encounter those, and they hurt like hell. You still kind of find that type of material, right? Like on certain rubbers, balloons, and things like that. And it's set up in a way that you can't tell anyone about it, or think you're crazy. If you said like this, don't you think this sounds crazy? Here, I'll say what people would say. Man, that bad exploded on me. I saw like these flames burst out of it, and I could smell burning, like a burning, something burnt, and then this thing hit me like fire. Don't you think most people would think you're crazy? Because you're explaining the static electricity that's coming out of the bag, but people don't know that right away, and animals don't know it. I'm surprised they didn't just bring those bags back. It used to be garbage bags would do that. What would happen is it also reacts to body temperature. So if you stand in that spot too long, it'll go off. But see, if you explain that, if you said that I said that, people will think you're crazy. So see, it's done in a way that you can't even explain it, or you would seem crazy. There you go. All right, next station is... I gotta look. Missy. Missy, over to you.