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That's not the most dangerous thing I've ever done. It's one of the most dangerous things I've ever done, but it's probably not the most. And the call, by the way, is Kilo Charlie 7, Foxtrot Mike Whiskey. Just so you know. That was funny, Joe. Oh my gosh. You're never going to let me live that down. Well, the most dangerous thing I actually ever have done, other than break my tibia, by the way, that's not to be considered the most dangerous, if not the most painful, but I'm thinking of something else, though. Because it was really scary. And I'm going to tell the story, kind of like Sophia would tell it on the Golden Girls, so that you get a good image of how it all works out. So picture this, 1994, summer of 1994, my brother from New York came to visit, and we go up to Park City, Utah with my parents, and we decide to ride the Alpine Slide, which is a sled thing that you get on and ride down this steep hill very, very fast. And my other friend Bonnie was in town, and we decided to introduce her to Scott, because we figured maybe they could have gotten married. They think they were getting along pretty well, and we were kind of hoping, I think, that that would happen, because Bonnie is a good woman. So we go to the Alpine Slide, and I get on the slide with Bonnie, holding onto Bonnie, and my brother gets on the slide in back of me. Let me reset once.