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The worst bill story I have, it was really bad. You know that guy that gave me the fake dollar? It was a fake 20. Fake 20 dollar bill and I got it right, I had to break some money, I had to break a 50 to get on a metro train. And the guy that probably knew it, because I can't see very well, he slipped it to me. Most people would tell because they got good eyesight, he slipped me a fake. And it felt funny, you know, it just didn't feel right, but I didn't hear. Then I had to unload it the next day and that didn't work, I probably got rid of it. But man, the people just, you know, you gotta watch every money around here. You know, when you're legally blind, they try to pull a fast one on you. And even with the coins, some of the coins are fake too, the loonies and toonies are counterfeit. China is supposed to be known to make a crap load of them. And they're circulating the toonies and things like that around. Yeah, I passed a couple of fake 20s in the 90s. Some of my drug dealing friends handed them to me, but they were honest in that. They said, hey, if you could get those to pass, they're yours, otherwise, you know, you might take a fall. And so, yeah, I passed them at convenience stores. I'm bored.