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You sound tired man. Sometimes no sleep is better than broken sleep. I really don't like broken sleep. Often times when I fall asleep on the couch, which I do quite a bit, I'm usually watching TV and I'll just flake out. I'll wake up at 2 o'clock in the morning and I'll be like nah, I'm not going to go to bed. I'm nice and warm. I like the nice soft fuzzy fleece blankets on there. It's just nice and warm. So I just end up going to take a leak and then I'll jump back in underneath the blankets in the couch because they're already warm. That's the way I look at that one. Then I get woken up by the cat. I mean Dewey woke me up this morning licking my arm. I mean it's unnerving when you're not expecting it, you know, sandpaper licking to your cat tongue on your arm. It's very unnerving. It snaps you awake so quick, right? But he doesn't mean to wake me up. He just wanted to make sure I was still alive. I'm sure the ghastly sounds I make when I'm asleep probably scared the hell out of him or something. So he just wanted to make sure I was okay. I just reached over and gave him a little scratch. I put this ottoman next to the couch that I lay stuff on like when I'm laying back, you know, my phone, my vape, a couple of remotes, you know, things like that. And normally what he'll do is he'll get up and he'll swat those things off the ottoman. And if that doesn't wake me up, then he'll reach over and either reach out a paw and tap me with his nails out like just tap, tap, tap. And that's enough to sterile you. But it's those licks, man, that really get me, freak me out. And then I just reach over and, you know, give him a scratch and he purrs and he just typically lays down and leaves me alone. They're like these cats, they like to sleep really close. The only one that doesn't is So-So. And she sleeps in the same room like she'll lay on the back of one of the couches, you know, in the room. But the other two, I mean, Shadow, he wants to sleep on the couch with me. Like he'll sleep like down between my ankles or between my knees, usually under the blanket or on top of it. But that's where he likes to sleep. And Dewey, he'll just, you know, sleep on the next couch. Or if he wakes me up, he'll jump up on that ottoman that I was talking about. He'll sleep like right next to my head. But when you got three of them, like So-So never bothers me. She'll sleep all night long. I'll wake up. She's in exactly the same spot she was in. But the other two, they'll move throughout the night and wake me up usually. All right. Let me reset here.