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I've never had a monster drink, it's illegal, it's basically vitamins and caffeine, right? That kind of thing. Some of them have ginseng in it. What the hell is ginseng doing for you? I thought that was to get you pecker heart or something. But you know all the things that are, I mean even though my state has legalized marijuana, I have a federal driver's license and that federal driver's license says I can't use any illegal substance that is federally mandated as a legal substance, right? So I can't take marijuana or coke or acid or the 14 billion other things that are illegal out there I guess. Then I'm subjected to red and drug screenings which I usually get two or three a year and they make me pee in the bottle and they set it off to Washington DC or some place. I don't know where. And when it comes back showing that I have used, I'm automatically declared guilty. There's no courts, there's no nothing. I'm just guilty. And at first they don't throw me in jail but what they do do is I lose my license for five years, my commercial license. So technically let's say I had a gummy bear and that gummy bear cost a dollar and then a week later or two weeks later they do a year analysis and it's in my system. Well they're going to lose my license but even more importantly that gummy bear cost me $100,000 for that year. That by five years that's $500,000 that I've lost. So it's a pretty stiff fine for having a gummy bear.