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You should have bought him some sliced turkey at the deli. Buying him a whole turkey, boy, at his age, he didn't have... I wouldn't want that. You know, I don't even like cooking turkeys anymore. I used to like to do it when I was younger, but, you know, it's a lot of work. You got to defrost the turkey. You got to do it right. Or you got to get everybody sick if you don't prepare the turkey right. You got to stuff it and do this the whole nine yards, you know. It takes the entire day, plus a couple extra days of defrosting. Then you got the day of cooking it. Then you got the day of putting it away in the refrigerator and all that crap. A lot of work to it. But if you bought him, say, some sliced turkey at the deli, you know, a couple pounds of turkey meat, it wouldn't have been a lot easier on him.