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Sorry George, I was just making a phone call there. I didn't realize my turn was going to come up so quickly. But it's all good. When you first said I hear voices or I was hearing voices I was thinking, geez George they got a place for people that hear voices. In fact, you tell us in the white coats, could come and collect you. I don't know if that's really a thing. That's just like years ago I used to hear that if you committed someone to the mental you'd get a fruit basket for signing them in. I don't know if that's true anymore either. I don't know if that was a Newfoundland thing or what. But I always thought it was pretty funny. I had an uncle and I used to always say to my mom, like our uncle, he was off right? And I always used to say to him, geez we could get a fruit basket for him anytime you know. But all in good humor. I got a little cat curled up in my lap here. Not one of the big ones or two of the big ones. Dewey is a fairly big cat too. But Dewey's got a big fat gut on him. He's just a heavy boy. He's a big boy, fat boy. Shadow is not that. Shadow is a different thing altogether. He's muscle and just large. He's got very long legs and a very long, slinky body. He's just a big old heavy cat. I have a weight Dewey, but I'm guessing he's probably close to Shadow's weight. Yeah, 20 to 25 pounds. He's a big heavy cat. Although Shadow, I don't know. I've never had a cat as big as him before. And don't get me wrong, he's not the size of a serval or a savanna or nothing like that. He looks like a regular house cat. But when you look at him, you'll just say, wow, he's a big cat. But servals, they're a different story. I don't know about servals, man. They always look mean and pissed off. And they hiss a lot. Like a real big lot. They hiss when they're happy. They hiss when they're scared. They hiss when they're pissed off. They just hiss all the time. Every video I've ever seen of a serval, it's hissing. And there's this one on Facebook that I follow. It's Serval Puma. I'm guessing it's like a cross between a serval and a puma. Man, this thing looks vicious. I swear, if I, you know, let's say I was a criminal and I broke into a house. I think I would rather see a pitbull than a full grown serval. Because I mean, let's face it, the dog is going to bite you. You're probably going to lose your hand if it gets a hold of your hand. Because a pitbull has got lockjaw. But servals have got like inch long claws that could...