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Yes, I had a hard time readjusting my sleep over the weekend there. We had that celebration of life for mom on Saturday night. That went really well, man. I gotta say, did it ever. I got to see so many relatives and old friends and stuff that I hadn't seen in so many years. It was unreal. We had good music. We had some big PA system hooked up for music. It was pounding like a concert. There was more food than I'd ever seen at an event in my life. I think we had six tables, long tables. Six tables that were made of three tables each. They were spread out like fingers right across the half of the hall. There was everything from cooked food like fish and chips and gravy and steaks and burgers and pizzas and all kinds of stuff. Our family has been in this area for a long time. We're very well known in this neighbourhood because we've been here for so long. There were people from literally every corner of the neighbourhood and family that flew in from different parts of the country. Man, it was unreal. There were about 100 people, I suppose. It was just fantastic. I gotta say, mom had a lot of friends and a lot of people that liked her and cared about her. It went over really well. I actually had a few drinks Saturday night, which I don't typically do. Let me reset again. It wasn't Fireball. There was no Fireball. I was drinking these Coolers. It's like a can of... It tastes like fruit juice, but it's not. Well, it is, I guess, but it's got vodka in it and stuff like this. Oh, God, what is it? Like the Curdie Breeze something or other. Oh, man, they were really good though. Started off with a couple of blue ones and I didn't know they were blue at first because I was giving them in the can. Then the couple after that, they were poured in a cup and I could see that it was blue. I was thinking to myself, geez, make no wonder I like these stuff. I haven't had a blue beverage that I didn't like. Kool-Aid and Gatorade and stuff. Everything blue tastes good. Maybe not antifreeze, but I've never drank that. So, yeah, I started off with the blue ones and then they ran out of blue ones because everybody seemed to like the blue ones, the Berry Blast or whatever it was called. Hey, Shadow. Then, oh, God, I'm laying down again. I just had a monster of a cat jump on my stomach. He's making biscuits on my belly. Anyway, so he ran out of blue ones, so I had to start drinking the red ones. The red ones were incredibly good. Shadow, you're hitting me in the face with your tail, bud. This cat is unreal. He's got his tail wrapped around my neck, around my head, and his paws are now making biscuits on my legs. This is how big this monster of a cat is that just decided that I'm going to be his pillow for the time being. But, yeah, anyway, Gray. Not my leg, you little furry bastard. Anyway, I got to go. I mean, I'm still here, but I got to wrestle this cat off me. Feel when you kizzy.