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Yeah, the ostrich story is more popular than the postal story. It's going to go getting crazy. Well, I don't know how they're going to kill the ostriches here. They're pretty big, you know. They've got a big, long neck on them. But here in Montreal, the old museum, the old downtown museum in the old city of Montreal, we've got what's called a guillotine. They could actually take that out of the museum. It's got a kit of blades in it. That's the metal part. And they put that blade in there, and they'll take that ostrich with that big, long neck, and they'll have him stick his head through this little hole here. We'll put a treat on the other side. And second, he sticks his head over that little hole. Somebody's going to let go of that rope, and there goes his little head. That's what they should do. And do that on public feeding. That'll teach anybody else that even has the idea of opening up an ostrich farm. That's what they should do.