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Yes, I am. We've got to start off with a Trump Tower, you know? A gold-plated skyscraper on the tallest volcano in the solar system? What better a king, what better place could he live than on top of a volcano in a big tower, a gold tower? And of course, you've got to have a golf course up there, Space Force One golf course, maybe, we call it that. And the sand traps could be made out of Martian craters, you know? So he doesn't have too much landscaping. And then he has to have his throne, the Supreme Leader's throne dome, which could be just a big bubble palace, you know, on top of a mountain where he can wave to the cats and the colonists alike, you know? And the government's model is really simple. Under Trump's supreme leadership, Mars would function like this. You know, it'd probably be every colonist must have a giant portrait of Trump in his living quarters. The cats can vote as well as the colonists, but their votes count as double. You know, obviously, they love him more than anything else. So I think that's fair. And any other would-be leader gets deported back to Earth unless the cats approve, which they never will. So that's kind of my idea of how we colonize the planet. The colonists themselves are basically unpaid tenants for a giant interplanetary resort. The cats, they run the real show, though. Treat Trump like a giant orange heated lamp that they can occasionally rub against. And Earth would watch in horror and confusion, but hey, at least Mars has finally been colonized by cats and ego. And that's my version of how we colonize Mars. Thank you. Katie's here. Have a good night. Back to that control.