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Yeah, KB0MAI. Darrell, thanks for sending me the invite. I appreciate that, sir. It was all good. I was thinking pretty seriously about this colonization of Mars. And I don't know. I was kind of thinking something silly more than serious. So I think what I'd do is to colonize Mars. Forget astronauts. They're too complicated, too costly. It just takes too much to get them up there. Let's start with cats. They've got nine lives. So if they die a couple of times, they're still going to exist. So we have a better chance of colonizing Mars that way. They adapt fast. And they can quickly establish dominance on the planet. And we don't need much for them. We need maybe some self-cleaning litter domes. We've got a feed-in, so we'll just get an automatic tuna factory going up there that just puts that food out all the time. And then they're going to need some companionship, some loving, some scratching, so we could just take some Mars brick and turn them into scratching posts. And then step two of this process would be Trump steps off the landing module and immediately declares the planet it's not Mars anymore, folks. It's Trump World, the biggest, the best planet, way better than Earth, which is, quite frankly, failing. So he's got his own planet. And he's got to build some things. Let me do a reset.