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There was this young lady who, she was weaving in and out of everybody, and I was on the beginner slope, you know. I know how to ski at all. She was weaving in and out. I told her, I said, please, I said, don't do that. Because I don't know how to ski yet. I said, I can't stop. I can't stop real quick. You know? Sure enough. She would have been out too many times. And man, I nailed her. It took us about 15 minutes to get entangled. But I said, that's it, I'm done. You know, I don't want to hurt nobody out here. And she said, well, you try to tell me, it's my fault. I said, that's okay. I just went into the clubhouse and had a couple of beers and called it a day. And that was it for next game. D-A-U-F-E. Back to you, Jack.