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Oh, you'll like this. So I set up a little bird sanctuary in my backyard. I got a bird bath and a little bird feeder. And I used an iron rod stuck into the ground to hang the bird feeder. And it's high enough, you know, but the squirrels weren't getting into it. And so I thought, well, they can't climb that pole. It's a very smooth pole. Well, the last couple of days, there's this young squirrel that's figured it out. Figured out how to climb up that pole, jump down on the bird feeder, and let the bird feeder look like a Weber grill. The round ones, you know, take the top off and fill the seat up. Screw it back down and hang it there. They're getting all pissed off because, you know, I like to feed little birds. I don't want a damn squirrel feeding that bird. See, it's expensive. So we kept trying to figure out what can we do, you know. And so I finally went out there with a can of Pam, you know, sprayed over the end for frying pans. And I sprayed it up and down that pole all the way to the top and to the top of the bird feeder, and the metal part that looks like a Weber grill top. I sprayed that up there. And guess what? They can't climb it no more.

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