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I think I've broken three of the toes of mowing the grass with my fly mow, if anybody ever remembers those things, the mower that floated on air, and I slipped on the hillside and the foot went under it and didn't cut the foot off because it is a solid blade that's under there, but it broke three of the toes and cut a brand new pair of tennis shoes up. I'm not a happy camper. I know I've broken the leg at work with Kaiser aluminum before the lower bow of the tibia, I think that is, or is it, yeah, wasn't the tibia, the tibia is the upper one, but then I fell off one of the forms at the concrete place I worked for and reaching for a safety line and found out there was only one line and I missed it. There was supposed to have been two safety lines and I went down and laid on the ground and I said, are you okay, I'm fine, except for the collar bone and it's broken, how do you know that? Well, I can feel both ends, duh, so anyway, at that, you know what comes next, I'll reach over into the little container here and grab a microwave and wipe and go, there we go, wipe down the mic with the Michael Banner 99.9% germ free for the next 24, watch out for that .1%, and step it, Audrey, back to that.