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Oh yeah, sure have man, sure have. A few over the years, a lot of which were self-inflicted, accidentally of course, not like breaking myself up intentionally or anything, but back in 2006 I was hit by an SUV while I was walking and flew about 15 feet in the air. I went over the top of the truck, landed behind it by about another 15 feet and struck the pavement and don't remember anything except firefighters and EMTs working over me and little flashes of being in the ambulance and then waking up in the hospital a couple days later and ended up being laid up for nine months after the fact. So I had a disc get shattered in the spine. I had to go through a procedure where it went down through the spine, I think through my back somewhere and extracted the broken pieces and then I had to get a spacer and a fusion gun on my spine. That's in 2006, so that's way long ago. Another time when I was a kid, me and a friend of mine were rock climbing. We had the brilliant idea to make a homemade grappling hook and so it was all good. He threw the hook up the mountain, I threw the hook up the mountain, gave it a couple of yanks to make sure it was in tight and I started coming up the side of it and the rock that the hook was hooked into broke loose and came down and crushed both of my hands. I got all of the joints in my fingers, a couple of breaks in all of my fingers. I had my hands for bandage stuff for about a month and a half or so I suppose and that wasn't fun. Come on bud, turn around. A freaking cat is up in my lap and he keeps turning around and hitting me in the face with his tail. Let me reset.