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Hey Russell, good morning to you men, good morning to Bill, I heard there. And uh, this is... Whew, I'm just waking up. I fell asleep in the weirdest way last night. Uh, it really was not comfortable. Uh, I'm not really feeling it now, but when I woke up like five in the morning, and I was like stretched out over a couch like an octopus, there was friggin' legs and arms in all kinds of crazy directions. I was asleep, I was sat up watching TV. Uh, I remember I put on this movie, and uh, I fell asleep watching it. It was a buddy cop movie called The Other Guys. Uh, Michael Ballberg was in it, The Rock, and uh, someone else in the beginning. There was like a lot of action, and uh, The Other Guys. It was called, yeah. And uh, so I was watching that, I must have fell asleep pretty early after I put it on. And I woke up five o'clock in the morning, and when I fell asleep I was sat up. And I must have just like, when I fell asleep I must have just like kinda fell off to the side, or something. And either way, my head was on the pillow, but my one leg was on the floor, and the other one was on the back of the couch, and my one arm was off the couch, and the other one was behind my head. I was all twisted up, and uh, it was not comfortable in any stretch of the imagination. And I was like, oh Christ, I'm gonna wake up in the morning and I'm gonna feel like absolute crap for this one. And uh, I was figuring I was gonna have aches and pains in my legs and my arms and stuff. But, I just stretched out on the couch and I went back to sleep again. And I woke up maybe fifteen minutes ago, and I don't have any pain at all. So that's great. I'm pretty happy about that. Because I thought for sure. It happens to me quite often. I'll just be, you know, sat up on the couch and I'll fall asleep. I won't uh, I won't be laid down or anything. Hmm. I don't get the most comfortable sleep though at all when that happens. And I can really feel it, you know, the next day. Blankets are everywhere. My God, what a mess. Uh, I'd love to have put a camera on myself. And I may do this one of these nights just to see what I do when I'm asleep. Because, my God, I'm just curious. I've recorded myself while I'm asleep just to pick up on the snoring patterns and, you know, the noises and talking in my sleep and stuff like that. And man, I'm a handful. I wouldn't want to sleep next to me. That's for sure. And I've thought about, you know, all the, you know, girlfriends and stuff I've had over the years.