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Hey, you got me? I didn't even remember the parents, you know? And man, I guarantee you I don't have time to pull it off, but there's a great parent joke where a guy broke into a house and everything was dark and he was looting the house, you know? And all of a sudden he hears, hey, I'm watching you and Jesus is too. And he freaked him out, you know, because he's in the house robbing the place. And he says, he keeps on going a little bit, hey, I'm watching you and Jesus is too. And he's just freaking out, you know, somebody's in the house. Well, he turns his flashlight on and looks around, let me let it drop. Guy turns his light on and looks around and he sees a parrot over in the corner. I'm watching you and Jesus is too. He kind of starts laughing and he turns that flashlight down to the ground and there's a doberman painter at his feet and that parrot goes, get him, Jesus.